Spoiler Alert: Jessica Simpson’s Street Cred Has Skyrocketed

Jessica Simspon is famous for a bevy of minimally intelligent statements. Confusing tuna fish and chicken, wearing daisy dukes way past her daisy duke hey day, having a bizarro relationship with her Dad/manager, Joe Simpson, supposedly dating former Smashing Pumpkins frontman, Billy Corgan….the list goes on and on.

With the help of Twitter, which has a way of ruining celebrities (John Mayer?) , Jessica Simpson has declared her love for Delirium Tremens. A quality beer. Making Jessica Simpson a girl who likes beer and real, delicious, high brow beer at that.

Kudos to you, Jessica. I applaud this decision to publicly announce your appreciation of Delirium Tremens, especially since not too long ago, Simpson was the face of Stampede Light, a beer that we’d never heard of before she got involved. ..and being named “Stampede Light” doesn’t have anyone chomping at the bit.

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